The importance of dating cannot be overstated. The need to expand the family circle precipitates the need to actually give up the pursuit of your kin to find relationships of other bloodlines. I have a crazy old cousin named Baldy, that proves that one should get new blood into the family at least every third generation. He naturally has three different eye colors. One for each eye.
Tips on getting a date.
First find out where members of the opposite sex actually gather in your neck of the woods.
Good places I've found are,
What are the advantages / disadvantages of each of these places?
The best thing about finding someone at a cattle aution is they are probably there for the same reason you are.
The worst thing is that they are probably there for the same reason you are.
The best thing is that they may be able to read.
The worst thing is, they may be looking for their picture on the wall.
The best thing: Finding someone in a grocery store shows that they care about nutrition, and are willing to take some time out of their day to make sure that they get it. What they buy can indicate whether or not they can cook.
The worst thing: They may be shoplifting.
The best thing: They are probably as drunk as you are.
The worst thing: The next morning you realize you were drunker than you thought.
The best thing is that most of them are drunk by now.
The worst thing is so are you.
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